Oh dear God. So much flesh! No one could really be blamed for hoping that Rumble Roses XX on the Xbox 360 was going to be a really brilliant game. Actual awesome gameplay would give you the perfect excuse to buy it, but even if it were a truly great game most of us could admit that our motivation lay elsewhere. There is nothing wrong with wanting to see a very attractive lady pick up another very attractive lady, fling her to the ground and then squash her. Sorry, wrestling fans, if I just distilled your favourite sport down to banal simplicity, but that's exactly what Rumble Roses XX does, so tough titty… literally.